We wish you a merry Christmas, a cool Yule, a perfectly lovely Englishmas, a very late Chanukkah, an only slightly late Solstice, a hot and happy Kwanzaa and a glorious Draw On New Eyebrows For Chthulhu Day.
Frankly, pretty much anything you are celebrating, we are for, as long as it doesn’t involve being mean to other people. And to prove it we offer this photo to the world, taken by kylecassidy.
We will no longer be oppressed by the fascism of beauty, I see you all trying your hardest not to be ugly, trying your hardest not to fit in, trying your hardest to earn your way into heaven. Let me ask you, do you want to be in a place that’s filled with a bunch of assholes?